I know yesterday was “Awesome Cat Day” or something but I realized this morning, when the cat knocked my tooth brush into the toilet, while looking me directly in the eyes, that for me, having a cat is like babysitting somebody’s terrible toddler, that’s never been whooped or told no. A terrible, little a-hole with Freddy Kruger gloves on. That is all. -MG

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Mark Gordon
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